people whose parents pay them for good grades
I was told if I revised for 4 hours each night for 3 months before my SATS I would get a gerbil.
I was 10. I got that fucking gerbil.
His name was Billybob Boris Houdini Brennan the 3rd (despite no previous gerbils before him) and he was a fucking little shit.
Lol my Hamster was called Houdini. :P