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Things I currently want to do because I have work to do:

  • Draw loads of cool stuff
  • paint
  • make some socks
  • go on an adventure
  • go to the cinema
  • watch TV
  • go to the beach

Things I want to do when I have no work to do:

  • nothing
Game of Thrones theme song played in the style of a music box

Do you want to touch it?

taskscape:

"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."

A game of sass

mamasam:

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stickysheep:

soapbutts:

loreface:

runningoffthereeses:

well, thats enough internet for today

good. yes.

OH. Plant monster dingus.

Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.

i wanna give this to someone who has really bad eyesight and see how long it takes for them to notice

BUT THE DESCRIPTION:

Looking for a new French toile pattern blanket for your couch? Something that is nice flowery and with mildly offensive genitalia to your mother if she stares at it too long? This subtle floral penis pattern is for you!

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I can’t imagine how she must have felt. How she must be feeling now….I really hope no one gives her a hard time about it. I mean, she will obviously have to be institutionalised, but I just….the last thing she needs right now is people calling her a murderer or something… 

A message from needleslace
Do you drink tea throughout the day or do you tend to just drink it when you have afternoon tea?
A reply from tiaras-n-teakettles

YOU KNOW WHAT. I haven’t drank tea in days and days! Sometimes I’ll make a random pot here n’ there through out the day if I feel like, not always for afternoon tea. 

But no wonder I felt terrible yesterday. No tea… goodness. I’m definitely better today but not on my feet yet. Someone come put the kettle on! 

tiaras-n-teakettles:

a-poet-and-other-things:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

tiaras-n-teakettles:

tray-the-tealord:

How did you survive?

I always get unbearable headaches if I don’t have at least one cup in the morning!

well OBVIOUSLY I didn’t survive all too well considering yesterday was spent in bed and on the bathroom floor praying to man-made gods of pristine ivory porcelain! I’m sure I would have had tea if I wasn’t home alone this whole time.

I will pop the kettle onto the stove in a minute, really. 

First person to suggest the microwave gets immediately banned.

MICROWAVE *BLUSTERS ANGRILY*

AMERICANS MAKE THEIR TEA IN THE MICROWAVE APPARENTLY I SAW THEM DO IT ONCE IT WAS FRIGHTENING

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

Like they plop a bag in some cold water in a big clunky mug and then they pop it in the microwave all at once o-o

I am shaking in horror… a mug even…

Tea bags, I mean who even uses those ?

I love how this is like the equivalent of horror fiction for us

It is only acceptable to microwave tea if you’ve already made it properly, then were so busy you didn’t have time to drink it, and you are poor and don’t want to waste tea…..