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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

iamchandlerbing:

littleurchins:

franklyitsscarlett:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:



I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YES! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Fuck blink 182 and green day. Give me old school offspring and the smashing pumpkins.


facepalm*

iamchandlerbing:

littleurchins:

franklyitsscarlett:

irisparry:

downto142:

frettedtoflame:

renrevenge:

I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK

I feel like a legend.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

YES! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

Fuck blink 182 and green day. Give me old school offspring and the smashing pumpkins.

facepalm*

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

imjohnlocked:

playfulconversation:

this is literally the greatest post on tumblr

this post was sent from heaven

Goodbye wales, hello London. Germany, I’ll see you tomorrow bitch! #wacken #metal #woa #festival

Goodbye wales, hello London. Germany, I’ll see you tomorrow bitch! #wacken #metal #woa #festival

an-unexpected-hero:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies - Official Teaser Trailer 

jxpan:

frankoceanfanclub:

me

AHHHHHHHH

jxpan:

frankoceanfanclub:

me

AHHHHHHHH

A message from Anonymous
I insanely love your style, and the whole goth style, and as a guy that really isn't gothic looking or whatever I still appreciate the whole scene and I think girls that are into the style and fashion are extremely gorgeous., so as a guy that doesnt look in the slightest bit goth, how can i get goth girls to talk/notice me? haha....
A reply from xtoxictears

Ehh I dunno, although you’re far more polite than others who have posed a similar question, the idea of this kind of annoys me. If they won’t talk to you for who you are as a person, which I would assume you should try before asking, you’re essentially asking “What can I do to trick goth girls into thinking I share common interests because I think they’re attractive?”

Which is like.. no. Again, you don’t seem to have the same sleazy mind set but so many people kinda have this fetish, thinking goth girls are kinky and would be an interesting fuck to tell the lads about, you know? Like its an actual thing, guys going to goth bars thinking they can score with a goth chick and its just so icky and wrong on so many levels.x__x

So my advice is - Talk to them/get them to notice you the way you would any other girl. You’ll either have similar interests or you won’t, you just gotta remember we’re just.. people.o-o haha

P.S half the goth girls I see have INCREDIBLY normal looking boyfriends so.. theres that lol.

Harry Potter references in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.